Dear Yankee Fans...shut up already

As a New York Resident, I've been hearing a lot recently about Derek Jeter breaking Lou Gehrigs record for hits at Yankee Stadium. Ive heard how amazing and important it is, and it all pisses me off. Let's be 100% honest here. Nobody cares at all about who has the most hits in Yankee Stadium. This record is completely unimportant. If David Wright passed Keith Hernandez as hits leader in Shea Stadium (I dont actually know who hold that record, which should show you how important that is), people may notice a little bit, but it wouldnt be on their mind so much. ANy other team, for sure not. I doubt anyone even knew who held that record before about two weeks ago. The only reason that this is big news is that yankee fans are frankly sore losers. Once they realize they aint makin making the playoffs, they gotta have something to be jerks about. Thus, the hoopla over Jeter passing Gehrig. If I hear about it one more time, yankee fans, I will dig up Babe Ruth and feed him to a Beagle. Please stop being stupid. Sincerely, all those who aren't yankee fans. PS: HAHAHAHAA THE YANKEES AREN"T IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!